Friday, September 2, 2011

#02: Time Was Running Out

Alt-text: A young ferret is worrying. "Ever since she was a young ferret, she had been told of an evil organ in her body." She dresses up in a bow-tie and a belt with a Texas belt buckle and two holstered guns, cowboy-style. "It couldn't be fixed by accessorizing." She "poofs" a huge cloud of spray from her anal glands. "Nor would poofing eliminate the threat." "She had two options: Get Laid or Get Spayed." She is shown with her soul-mate, who is identical to her in appearance. "But she had not met her soul-mate as she had anticipated." A heart device with a clock in it indicates, "Time was running out."

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